I CAME BACK.

Hello. It's me. Again.

I'm sorry I never post. This'll be long.

SO TIRED OMG.

Maybe this won't be long.

NO IT WILL.

Maybe not.

IT HAS TO I PROMISED.

Fine then.

OH FUNNEH STOREH.

So you know I'm in the play.

(I'm not being sarcastic talking about the director)

So...my amazing, wonderful director was running this one number.

The pirates want to marry the daughters (ME)

I was paired with a guy I hate.

And the Director comes up to me and the dude and says "I'm going to ask you a question. Please answer honestly."
 Me: Okaaaaay?
She says: How would you feel about picking her up.
Me: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Him: SURE!
Me: *Steps on foot*
Her: Okay, so maybe try picking her up like a baby?
He tries
It looks stupid
Her: Try slinging her over your shoulder
This works
Her: Okay, PROTEST
Me: *Protests*

So, as we ran the number again, some people were taken out to see the reaction
Pirate man: *Picks up*
Me: *Kicks and struggles*
AND EVERYONE LAUGHS
Director:  BEAUTIFUL

AND....scene.

How the soccer field looks when it's just raining, there's a glow off the mud, you shove me to the goal...

FEARLESS! WOOT WOOT.


I had a soccer game. In the freezing rain. And, being the brilliant idiot I am, I forgot a jacket. But we won!
6-1.


I'm making poor Jenna's fish dizzy, cause it's fun.


REALLY TIRED.


SO MUCH WORK.


Ah, book club.

ANGER

LOl.

kthxbai