Tornado.

So their's a giant storm tornado going on, and I'm still at my computer.

I can't think of anything else, so let's make a list pf places my dog has tried to hide.

1. In bathtub.
2. Behind bathtub.
LOUD THUNDER D:
3. Under piano.
4. Under table.
She is currently taking a nap in the shower.
More loud thunder.
My basement is scary.
So I am staying here.
Probably not smart.

EDIT:
KAt's at the library right now.
It has lots of windows.

Storm's getting worse.

Pretty much over.
Some thunder.
No rain.
Actually, yes rain.

Nerdfighting and why it is great.

Today's post is all about (you guessed it) BEING A NERDFIGHTER.

A nerdfighter is someone who is a nerd and proud of it.

Like me.

So go to youtube and type vlogbrothers in. I recommend watching the important video playlist.

Then you are a nerdfighter. Good for you.
 Then you watch Charlieissocoollike. ILU CHARLIE
THEN YOU GO AND WATCH AVPM AND DARREN CRISS IS IN IT!

I totally forgot what this post is about.

Oh. It's a blog.

Sorry. I was gone.

School ended.

So tired.

I have excuses.

DARREN CRISS. <3

That's my best excuse. I luv yew, Darren. Even before you were on Glee. You know, on AVPM?

Oh yes.

Ahh......fail...

I just logged on to blogger and was like:
Why is this posting so strange?
Okay, so it's Saturday, and in five hours Jenna and I have to go to the play. It's our third preformance.

Speaking of which:
There's this guy who's a year older than me and Jenna, and he is basically one of the funniest people ever. (he likes Very Potter Musical)

So, in this one scene where the evil witch dies, we take off our dark clothes and are dressed in colors.

So said dude from earlier sentence takes off the dark clothes...and forgot his shirt. This was quite a shock for the audience. This was the one they videotaped.

My eyebrows are green.
I'm sick.

It's almost my birthday, and OH YEAH THE OTTER PURSE

So there's this purse with otters on it and I love it and I might get it as a present.

Days are long.

I GOT THE DREW FLU.
If you don't know what it is, you suck. Look it up.

I'm sorry I didn't post.

SO IT'S TIME TO UPDATE :D

Let's start back in march.

So, in March I had literacy week, which means a crazy guy came to our school.
And I went to Florida and we went to Disney World without thinking about it.

Then Jenna came home and brought me candy. SOOOO GOOOOOOOOD.

Oh, and Jenna and I were going to go to a concert, and then my mom went OH WAIT WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT DAY.

So now it's April. Tomorrow is sadness day. The Titanic sank and Lincoln died.

Almost my blogs birthday. Almost my birthday.

OH YEAH.
Jenna has to buy me the otter wallet.

D:

I can't post.

So anyway.

I haven't posted in a long time.
To catch you up.

I got in the Wiz. YAY.

And then I got put in smart math.

But it's so hard.

And I'm tired.

So you get a better post later.

Haha, this is suddenly less funny.

I was going to write a post about Disney World. But no. Well, kinda.

So, I LOVE DISNEY WORLD.

BUUUUUUT.

They are getting rid of the Snow White ride (Not positive, but I think so)

This makes me sad.

Though this is NOT my favorite ride, it does have much value in my heart.

See, each and every Disney ride is important to me. I have been going there for forever. I get mad when they CHANGE things.

Disney is a lot of memory for me. I love it.

I know everything about Haunted Mansion.

Btw, Magic Kingdom pwns every other part of the park.

For example, when I was there, I pulled the sword out of the stone. This made me feel special.

It's so magical to me.

This is a very sad post for me.

Sorry.

This time I have an excuse

UPDATE!

Okay,
Pirates of Penzance was awesome because I actually FELL off some stairs well waiting to go on. And, I got there really early.

And then, two days later, I auditioned for The Wiz, and I didn't think I was gonna get in, but I did. I'm a munchkin, an Emerald City Citizen, and a Monkey, which is not the actual name, I just can't remember.

And I watched the movie the Sixth Sense, which is like, awesome in a movie.

DFTBA,
AJ

I'm not dead!

We had two snow days, and are currently expecting to have school tomorrow. But I think is have done something wrong in the minds of John and Hank, because I think they sent me a ball of world-suck. Okay, so first I couldn't leave my house because of lots of snow, and that wasn't too bad.

But then it was yesterday night.
And I didn't have school.

And I didn't get to do my show for the fifth graders. :(

And then I slipped on ice and hit my head. But that's not the worst time I've almost given myself a concussion, but lets not go into that.

SO.

Make my week happy and send Jenna Happy Birthday's. Click JennaNerimonCharlieissocoollikeFredandGeorge. Those are all of her favorite non-real famous people.

Do not read unless you are not a llama.

OKAY.

The first part of this post has nothing to do with Jenna, but let's ignore that.

I am experiencing a blizzard for the first time. You have to understand that we, at most, get a tiny tornado.
Okay, now it is violently snowing, while the is lightning and thunder. WTF?

Anyway, this is the first snowday we have had in 32 years. PATHETIC.

Part two.
I have had rehersal so much lately, I think it is effecting my mind. Like, I was backstage, swordfighting, and I started laughing so hard. Like, weirdly.

Maybe the fact that I look like an easter egg is helping that.

AND PART THREE.
Jenna will have her birthday on Sunday. And I'm planning stuff.
So you must comment on her posts.

OKAY, now the snow is making the paper shredder waffle unicorn puppy-sized elphant noise. I'm going to go hide.

The magical adventures of the 11 hours of rehersal.

I had rehersal today and Saturday. I'm going to skip past the portion of Saturday where I was dancing and to where the pirates took two hours to dance. I took the opportunity to umbrella-sword fight with the guy who killed Carlos. I then proceeded to skip around and talk to Jenna. I also helped her stuff a bunch of clothes a while I shirtless guy  tried to escape. They wanted to feed him with a tube.

I then got hyper and ran around for awhile. THEN I started screaming about how puppy-sized elephants are a metaphore for life. Then I ran the rest of the show and made loud noises.

BACK TO TODAY.

I didn't have school. So I had rehersal.

The highlight of today? ASK JENNA.

Why being a nerd is a good thing.

I mean, if someone calls you a nerd, it's like saying "You're smart!"

Just saying.

I think I'm beginning to go insane.

I  AM SO STRESSED.

Okay, so the show is in two weeks, and no one is being serious. THEY WON'T SHUT UP.

Adding to my stress is the lack of sleep, the amount of work I've been given, and the fact that I have rehersal everyday.

But the one thing keeping me sane would be the Vlogbrothers.

I was reading Hunger Games, and I glanced at the back and HOLY CRAP IT'S JOHN GREEN QUOTE.

I love the Vlogbrothers.

FRENCH THE LLAMA THEY ARE AMAZING.

DON'T HATE JENNA!

Some mean person is hating on Jenna's blog.

I mean, they're not commenting, but they rate all her posts HORRIBLE.

Now, Jen-Jen is one of the nicest people ever in the history of the world.

I mean, she never listens to my increasingly random advice about money burrito's and stuf, but she's SO NICE.

She can't even be mean,
I've tryed to make her yell at me.
It never works.

So, go show a nice person some niceness and click the little thing that says JennaNerimonCharlieissocoollikeFredandGeorge under Kat AWESOME under Blogs I like or whatever.

While you're at it, click Kat because she promotes my blog even I nearly destroyed it because of her.

Why I hate play practice sometimes.

So remember how Carlos was sick?

And I said he was gonna die by the end of the week?

Well he died. To read this on Kat's blog, click here.

His funeral was today, because the guy who wanted to eat him killed him.

So, metaphorically, my friendship with Jenna is dead. But not really.

How did I not know this?

BECAUSE I HAD PLAY PRACTICE.

So Jen and Kat broke into my locker and said:

Lolz, lets leave her some food!

Nothing much to say

I haven't done anything worth talking about...but if Kat want's posts, Kat gets them.


Carlos is dying. For those who are to stupid to read one post back, they with be confused when I say:
Carlos is my pet orange, and he has been stepped on.

His funeral is Friday. If you wish to cry, you may say something in comments.


BAI GUYS.

This is so sad.

There is something WRONG with my mind. Because I cant go one day without blogger. Unless I run out of creative.

But anyway.


CARLOS.

Carlos is my pet orange. Well, he's Jenna's too.

It's a long story, but to make it short:

He has magic power.

He has fallen on the floor.

I nearly broke a table for him.

He got kind of mushy.

I almost ate him.

This guy who's in my play tryed to eat it but I slapped him with a shoe.

My friend tryed to eat him.

He has a face.

And he is the best and most awesome friendship orange ever.

He's a baby orange.

That was the short version. The long version is about four hours long.

I'm very annoyed.

It's my nature to want to be a likable person. I naturally take this out on my blog, by asking for followers. Sorry.

I have stopped doing this because Kat posted a removed comment.

So I have chosen to ignore my blog now. Bye.

I can't really think of a title for this post.

I'm annoyed by the new Harry Potter movies. I love everything about Harry Potter, but this...

The guy who plays Ron (I know his name, I just can't spell it. K? K. Good? Good.) I like his acting, but after watching A Very Potter Musical, I can't imagine anyone playing Ron other than the dude in the play. And the guy on screen is just so not RON!!!!!! The person who plays Hermione (again with name knowing) is just...not Hermione enough. Sorry.


So it appears that, in  my haste to post, as I haven't for nine days, I wrote about the best book series. in the history of the world. In my opinion.

HAPPY 2011!

One year until death. Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

YAY.
FINE.
I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE.