Dear Bored Self,

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED. No one will go online or text or ANYTHING! It's already noon. BOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell Me: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?!

My looooooooooong trip to WIS-CON-SIN.

I was in Wisconsin for a week with extended family. Here's the schedule for my rather odd stupid fun oddly stupid and fun week.

Saturday: I got there, had appetizers for dinner.

Sunday: Got a normal boat, and my rather (cough cough) odd Uncle Jeff got a speed boat. My cousin Grace and I (Grace is Jeff's daughter) went Inner-tubing on this, and I tipped upside-down and still hung on! (Hold your applause) Then Jeff, who, (trust me) CANNOT DRIVE, noticed about 10 minutes AFTER that I was upside-down, and finally stopped. Or, it felt like 10 minutes.

Monday: Boated in the morning and then went hiking in the afternoon. We went to Watersmeet, Michigan, HOME OF THE NIMRODS! Yep. The Nimrods. We soon found out why. After seeing some BEAUTIFUL waterfalls, we went on a picnic (My cousin Samantha was sick, so her family stayed) with Uncle Jeff, Aunt Pam, Grace, Laura, Jen (I'm listing these by family, K?) Uncle Rick Aunt Sherry (Aka  Uncle Ricardo, as we sometimes call my uncle) Me, My family, Grandma, and Grandpa (or Grandpapa). Then we went to find the place with the Palding light (after one tiny story I will tell the nimrods part). My mom got lost, NO THANKS TO LACK OF INTERNET AND WIFI, and we saw ravens, so my Aunt Sherry started quoting  Edgar Allen Poe (Yep, she rocks) and so did my brother. Well, sorta. We were all so loopy that my brother said "Quote the raisin, never more" Instead of "Quote the raven, never more" We FINALLY got there, two hours before the light was supposed to come, I might add. We saw a beaver house, (I really think I shouldn't say the other word) and I came up with a complex scheme about the government and beavers. Then more people showed up, and more, and more, and more. And so, the Palding Light is totally fake, as we waited TWO HOURS and saw cars, with out sitting down. Sherry got in an argument with one guy that they were cars, (and yes, they were, she had binoculars) we left then.

Tuesday: Boating and Inner-tubing. And then...TACO TUESDAY! We ate tacos (No Duh, self) and my cousin Grace and I, (We're great friends) were on clean-up. So, this question I ask you: How did two of the youngest get put on the hardest clean-up job?

Wednesday: I really have NO idea...I think we had a sponge relay...

Thursday: Um...Boating???? Oh yeah, Jeff flipped me in the inner-tube...4 TIMES. Not fun. And all of us children made dinner. Grace and I made fruit salad.

Friday: We inner-tubed, then Uncle J, Aunt P, Grace, Laura, and Jen left along with Samantha and Family. Oh yeah, we went go-karting.

Saturday: I left...and came home, and started writing this.

Yay!

This song is from FAME. I love it, so I thought I'd share.
I don't own this...Um...If I need to add that...I'd rather not go to jail...


Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4761JzIa6U4

Dear Unique Maggie,

I always think about my name. I never liked it, but know I realize that I know one Audra (Audra MacDonald) but I looked up the meaning of it. Audra Def 1: Nobility, Strength. Audra Def 2: Storm.
But I figured out that my name is weird, like me. It fits.

Uniquely, Audra

Dear Maggitastic (Just had to say it) Buddy,

Here is a convo between Me and Mira...
Random Status Updates: Audra

Just finished an entire paper about The Battle of Antietam. Mood=Accomplishy
Do you ever think the bad guy should kick the good guys ***? Mood: Deep...
Was outside looking for ants for my dad.....then i found them...my dog ate them Mood=WTC???

Random Status Updates: Mira

If I could, I would scream Mood=...Deep

If I wanted to, I'd finish/start my Robert E Lee project Mood=Bleh/Lazy
If I could, I'd tell everyone my secrets Mood=Secretive
If I could, I'd cut my hair only up to my cheekbones, and no one would care Mood = Deep again -.-

Random Status Updates: Audra

If everyone knew that I would rule the world someday, there would be A LOT of grovelling... Mood=deep

I could crawl into school dieing and scream that terrorists were going to bomb the kids, and the teachers would run outside screaming YAY! EARLY SUMMER!!!! Mood=possible
The impossible is possible, so therefore impossibility is impossible and my first statement dosent matter... Mood=deep
If I could do anything i wanted, I would run screaming outside, grab you and my dog (and other things), find Maggie, and fly to Hollywood to get our own TV show...Mood=The sky's the limit...

More From Audra:
The sky is such a deep color, but it's also see through... Mood=deep

I found a broken plate in my backyard...I'M AN ARCHAEOLOGIST! Mood=findy
My eccentric thoughts make life interesting Mood=Colorful
Death won't stop me from being different...Mood=eccentric

More From Mira:

I got a dollar for everytime I laughed ($1) then I'd be rich! Mood=richy...

If I could be a puma/panther/mountain lion/catamount ($1) then I'd be feared, and dead about 5 times ($1) Mood ($1)=Daydreaming
I found a...a...pencil! I must be a finder! ($1) Mood=Awesome
If I said everything that went on in my mind, half of you wouldn't want to be near me ($1) Mood=More awesome than before ($1)
I can watch footballers dance ($1), but not play football Mood=He he...watching TV
I love quotes. "Shut up, show up, and just go." is the quote for school. ($1) Mood=Truth
I believe in ghosts, and that's why I keep looking out the window. ($1) Mood=Creeped out.
I like glitter and sparkly dresses. ($1) Mood=Truthful
I am a very lovey type of person, I don't show it much, but I am. Mood=Uhh...($1)
I just made a friend, he's homeless...:
Poor guy. Mood=Friendful
 
More From Audra:
 
The supernatural is so natural to me! Mood=Normal

If I had a dollar for all the thoughts I have that are weird, I would be pouring money...Mood=strange

Blurb to Self, Sky, and any Idiots (That's you) Who'll listen

The Sky is so pretty today. No clouds. But when it's not windy or thunderstorm/ tornado-y, It's boiling hot, with the most beautiful sky ever. That's just during the summer. But the point is, when we're not facing water or death threat weather, Oak Park has my kind of sky. I stare at the sky a lot. Now, while I write my blurb at 6:43 AM, Thursday, June 24th, 2010, I realize...My dog is fat. And I am tired.


Blurbingly,
Audra

Musing...

Listening to Muse again. Thinking is hard, because I always put myself somewhere else, and I come back dissapointed.
Glaciers melting in the dead of night...

Muse-y, Audra...